10 Events in World History That Totally Should Have Been Pregamed
There was once a time when history was regarded with reverence and esteem. Then the History Channel aired “Ice Road Truckers,” and since then, it has been hard for anyone to take history seriously....
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EVANSTON–After falling prey to the mob mentality of the barbaric unsportsmanlike conduct of her fellow Wildcats at a year’s worth of Football games, Psychology and Sociology double-major Kelsey Andrews...
View Article11 Different Ways You’ve Talked about Dillo Day
To your mother: It’s an outdoor music fest. Yeah, I’ll probably swing by the Lakefill. Should be chill. To your best friend: I am going to get so fucking wasted that you will start mentally drafting my...
View ArticleYour Dillo Day (as an Interactive Map)
Ohhhhh, Dillo. What a day. A day filled with drinking, debauchery and music. Remember that time you and your friend went—wait, where did you go? It seems as though the entire day is a haze. You...
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